You insult me and my intelligence!
Just hungry. I had a piece of peanut butter toast and a good slice of pie this morning but that's no good. Still a rumbling in the tummy. I hate the word "tummy." I hate the word and I hate "veggie." Bleah. I hate it when magazines use it. Say "vegetables!" How can you claim to be the journalistic elite and use kindergarten words?! You insult me and my intelligence!
The latest Vanity Fair is a travesty too. I should write them a letter. They've gone very low this time with a piece on Tiger Wood's pieces.