What would you rather do?

For a whole year, you can either:

  • eat whatever food the Duane Reade offers (no take out, no restaurant meals, no grocery shopping) or
  • read whatever books the Duane Reade offers (does not include magazines and newspapers. Only the pulp bestsellers or diet and vitamin books near the pharmacy).
  • 7 comments:

    Bowling with No Panties said...

    I would have to choose the (yikes) reading material because while it's loathsome, it's not nearly as wretched as those danish cookies in a tin or sanka or whatever the hell else "food" is offered.

    pinknest said...

    bodice rippers

    copyranter said...

    I can read as slow as I want, right?

    Slinky Redfoot said...

    can I eat the Do-Rags in aisle 9?

    concha said...

    alls i'm sayin' is, at least you don't have to worry about dead rats in the bottom of your cheetos bag, like at some other grocery stores.

    New York Punk said...

    what is this?? freaki chinese torture???

    archeress said...

    i already live off the food aisle at duane reade. pop tarts - food of the gods. but i could not survive on that reading material for more than five minutes.