How to Be an Asshole

Use your car horn as a doorbell.

Wanna be a bigger asshole? Do it before six a.m.

Wanna be the biggest asshole on the block? Do it every day.

6 comments:

New York Punk said...

I am shocked to know this sort of behavior happens in New York.

pinknest said...

$300 fine!!

Corey said...

What does leaning out of the car and screaming "Hurry the fuck up, bitch!" while accentuating each syllable with a blow of the horn make you? (Besides my oldest brother?)

concha said...

these people...these fucking peole are outside my window every fucking morning. one day they are gonna have to take me away in a straight jacket, and all i will be muttering is "these people, the fucking horns, these people..."

oh make them stop.

Marcie said...

I love your posts. They are short (which is good for my ADD) and they are frickin funny!
I hate people who think this is THERE world and other people are just living in it.

Dan said...

in my world they all drive trucks, and all the roads go past my new house, around 8am mon - fri - pity they never fucking tell you that before you buy it.. . extra pity that you never find this out until you are on holidays trying to sleep in.