Glad I'm Not Flying Today

No ipod and no in-flight shampoo make Maulleigh go something something.

Crazy?

Don't Mind if I do!!

8 comments:

concha said...

and no cherry coke either. :(

Slinky Redfoot said...

or Astro Glide. can you imagine the explosion that would cause?

archeress said...

think of the explosion you could create mixing cherry coke and astro glide. is there an election coming up? christ, they could light some bottles of vodka, or is that banned now too? last spring i went first class on lufthansa and we got metal knives! they take your nail clippers back at the metal detector, meanwhile we were sawing our meat with stainless steel knives, i'm not kidding. nothing makes sense.

Knotted Knickers said...

And stainless steel forks, too, archeress, on Alaska Air, even immediately after 9/11.

If I had the strength (and the will) to take you out with nail clippers, I'm pretty sure I could do it with a fork.

I hate flying.

New York Punk said...

as long as they serve me scotch and soda and NOT cherry coke. Iam fine.

pinknest said...

this all sounds like happy hour to me.

Slinky Redfoot said...

RIP this blog??

dancing at gunpoint said...

i recently saw this crazy thing on youtube with these guys making explosions out mentos and diet coke. they were scientists, though, and not terrorists. or maybe they were terrorists. you never can tell these days.
long story short: they'll probably ban mentos, too.