Mona Lisa Britney Spears



Alas, I weep for her. She's no Sinead O'connor. Very few women can pull off the shaved bald thing: she's not one of them.

I've always had a theory that a woman who toys with her hair too much is very unhappy. I believe that's what's going on here.

Oh Britney. Kevin DID tame you.

8 comments:

Moda di Magno said...

Maulleigh - nice take on the photo. I was leaning more toward "Manson Girl." Thank you for being the nice one!

pinknest said...

lol! i would probably look the same way. i have the most misshapen "shelf" head ever!!

Bowling Sans Pantaloons said...

I have the most hideous occipital ridge in the back, I'd look like Fred Mertz with a shaved head.

VERY cool photoshoppin', you made her face look all Da Vinci.

Marcie said...

I wish she would just go away, along with all of those other talentless tarts (Paris, Lindsay etc.) It's just gotten to be so...um..boring.

dancing at gunpoint said...

This move would have been considered cool in the 90's, when 'wild' 'alternative' girls shaved their heads and wore Doc Martens. Now this behavior just reeks of a Frances Farmer-style meltdown. Hide the knives, everybody!

PJ said...

The poor thing. I'm sure she must have expected to come out the other side of the haircut all doe-eyed and above it all; instead she should have tattooed "Help Me" on her forehead, it would have been less obvious.

LisaBinDaCity said...

I actually feel sorry for her. I can't imagine a total meltdown of that caliber where you would actually shave your head.

Very sad. I hope she gets help.

James-H said...

You will burn for this.

Also - she has strange head dimples.
Cellulite?