Unkink the Hose

I hate it when I have a soda and then when it comes time for my subway stop, I stand up and burp so powerfully and unexpectedly that it burns my nose and makes my eyes water.


Slinky Redfoot said...

just blow it in the creeps face next to you

pinknest said...

i slapped my boyfriend's ass so powerfully and unexpectedly, i guess, that he dropped the almond croissant he was eating.