Unkink the Hose

I hate it when I have a soda and then when it comes time for my subway stop, I stand up and burp so powerfully and unexpectedly that it burns my nose and makes my eyes water.

2 comments:

Slinky Redfoot said...

just blow it in the creeps face next to you

pinknest said...

i slapped my boyfriend's ass so powerfully and unexpectedly, i guess, that he dropped the almond croissant he was eating.