It's time for every kid to feel shitty again. I know I went to one of the country's best high schools and I'm a loser; let's call a spade a spade, shall we? I went to New Trier High school on the North Shore of Chicago that had money hemmoraging out of its a*shole from all the pricey property taxes that went STRAIGHT to the coffers of New Trier. The school was alloted about $25,463 per student and it all went to an international airport on the Polo field and a starbucks in the teachers lounge.
*Update: New Trier isn't in this issue. Who knew it was leaving on the midnight train to sucksville?