Shoplifters? Studies Say Keep an Eye on Workers - NYTimes.com

I worked at a cafe and one night worked with the golden girl who could do no wrong. I got chewed out for something minor by the head manager, and then, as we were leaving for the night, golden girl put a whole, un-opened quart of milk in her bag.

Life.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/30/business/30theft.html

"Shave and a Haircut" Is Annoying

I sit in an office where there's a fingerprint security system. Only people with fingers in the system can get in.

Which means everyone else has to knock and we have to get up and let them in. It's annoying as heck.

One day, one guy knocked with shave and a haircut. I really didn't want to let him in. Sure enough, he was a messenger--probably straight out of the half-way house.