The Library of Youth

I can't talk today; I have no voice. I started losing my voice yesterday when I was at the R* Museum of Art doing data entry. They'd had some volunteer come in and blaze through all the data forms I typically do, so they gave me  some little comp cards that didn't take very long. I'd forgotten my badge and remembered on the six train. Oh well, I'm one of those assholes I hate!

So, I dutifully did my data entry and some other little project that L gave me to do. And I was out early. I wandered up to 23rd street to see if the library branch was open and it was! Most library branches are open later on one evening a week. It was full of the homeless Orwell was talking about! Killing time til the shelter opens. What a crappy life. It smelled in there and there was no place to sit that wasn't right next to a bum reading a paper. That branch doesn't have particularly great books. None of the branches do: but all in all they have a great selection. The NYPL has such a great collection of books. Thank goodness for the internet to request them. :) What if it was the only branch in town.

I wonder if I could have gotten books from other branches when we lived in Illinois. There was only the Winnetka branch; and I guess we used to go to the Wilmette branch too. I'm having a difficult time picturing the Winnetka branch other than the adult section. And the exciting sex section. I'm sure it would be boring as heck now, but I remember there was a book on prostitution through the ages or something like that. Oh! How I longed to go through that book page by page! But I was too shy.

Exaggeration

I exaggerate a lot. I have a problem with it. I love hyperbole and speaking ironically in black and white terms. If someone likes something, I tell them, "You love that! You won't shut up about it!" And if someone pooh poohs something, I say, "Okay, I know you hate it, but..." it's terrible, really. I should stop. But I hope that people know what I mean.

Silver baby come to me. I'll always hold you in my dreams. I bought this album on half.com. I told L* at I* about half.com and he thought it was great. I told him that I loved The Fountainhead and he couldn't believe it. I guess he thinks I'm some big communist and I'm not. David liked it and he's a communist.

I like all this British crap I'm listening to. I like the Wodehouse. I didn't realize he was so prolific. Martin Jarvis is pretty good but there are very few bad readers I've found. Some people can do a ton of voices which is just fantastic. Patrick Tull, who narrates Down and Out by Orwell, can do all sorts of accents: French, Russian, Irish, Posh British, cockney, I think American but don't hold me to that.

Everybody Sucks

I listened to Down and Out in Paris and London all day at work today and I really enjoyed it. Orwell is such a good writer. I should get a biography although history books have always bored me. I tried to read the People's History of the United States and I just got bored around the Revolutionary War. I get it: white people suck. And then I read The House at Sugar Beach and black people suck too. Every body sucks so much ass. You'd think we'd learn after awhile but no. We never learn anything.

Mad Men and Ghost Whisperer

Last night, I watched the season premier of Ghost Whisperer and a Mad Men episode.  Anyway, where was I? Took a coffee break to think about Mad Men and its characters. Life was tough back then, eh? What else? What else? Going to go see The Wolfman tonight with Chris. It got terrible reviews but he still wants to see it so...so it goes. I like my horror Victorian--although early Victorian is my preference. :) Last night, I was pretty scared by the Ghost whisperer.

I'm also reading The Big Sleep by Raymond Chandler. I think I've read it before: some of it seems familiar. I'm like that with mysteries and horror books. I have no recollection. I re-read Salem's Lot cover to cover and only one passage made me realize I'd read it before. Odd how some books, like the Good Earth, stick with me immediately and I can remember I read it forever. A is for Alibi gets a pass. And I enjoyed that series! Maybe it's time to re-visit them. I did like Kinsey Milhone.

3/4/10

I got home late last night from Intergroup. I had a couple okay phone calls. One was a woman calling from Florida. I guess she was having a difficult time finding a resource down there in Florida. She'd picked up after 10 years and was feeling a lot of shame about it. I didn't really know what to say or do. I didn't know what she wanted, frankly. The other night, I talked some newcomer's head off when really he just wanted to know where a meeting was at. Well, live and learn.

topic_music: newyorker.com

I used to love her. Stories like this make me kind of sad; like they're bag ladies somewhere.



Suzanne Vega went to see her dentist the other day, in Greenwich Village, and afterward she had a late lunch by the window at the Cornelia Street Café, an old Village haunt where she first got noticed as a singer-songwriter, in the early eighties.
“Apparently, I’m grinding my teeth in my sleep,” she said, after ordering a latte, “so my dentist fitted me for one of those”—she cupped her fingers around her mouth—“things.” Isn’t teeth grinding related to tension? “Uh, could be,” she replied, in a tone that signified “duh.” It’s not so much her new project, “Suzanne Vega Close-Up,” that’s making her tense; it’s that she’s paying for it herself.
Vega explained that a couple of years ago, after she was dropped by her record label, “I noticed that a lot of artists, like Carly Simon and Dar Williams, were recording acoustic versions of their songs, which is a way of owning the masters. You don’t own the original recordings, but at least you own something.” So Vega saved up some money, and in the past year she has rerecorded about seventy of her songs, among them the hits “Luka” and “Tom’s Diner,” and other gems, like “Small Blue Thing” and “Bound.” Over the next two years, she will release a series of four collections of songs grouped not by era but by theme; the first volume, “Love Songs,” will come out in time for Valentine’s Day. “We’ll sell it off iTunes and our Web site, which will allow us to collect e-mail addresses, so when I want to release an album of new material we’ll know who the audience is,” she said, removing a navy cardigan and revealing a purple tunic underneath.
Vega was born in 1959 and raised in what was then called Spanish Harlem, and she thought that her stepfather, Edgardo, who was born in Puerto Rico, was her birth father until she was nine, when her parents set her straight. “With a face like this, I guess I would have figured it out eventually,” she said, framing her pale-skinned, blue-eyed countenance with her fingers. She attended P.S. 179, where she remembers being the only kid in class who could read. In second grade, she moved into a gifted-and-talented program at P.S. 163, where her teacher, Miss Feuerstein, encouraged her to write stories; she wrote several about an imaginary goat.* She attended the High School of Performing Arts (her fifteen-year-old daughter, Ruby, is a student there) and then went to Barnard College.
Her stepfather had a guitar in the house and would sing Lead Belly and Pete Seeger songs. Suzanne was eleven when she picked it up, and everyone told her how natural she looked with the guitar in her hands, so she learned some chords. There was a book of pop hits around the house; she remembered learning “Sunny”: “I liked the jazzy chords in that.” She was fourteen when she wrote her first song, and by the time she was sixteen she had about fifty. She played in coffee shops on the Upper West Side, where she met some people who told her about the Songwriters Exchange at the Cornelia Street Café.
“It was just this room back then,” she said, looking around. “We’d all cram in here and listen to each other.” After shows, she’d take names to add to her mailing list; when thirty people showed up at one of her first solo gigs, at Folk City, the owner of the club was impressed. She was signed by A. & M., and her first album, “Suzanne Vega” (1985), reinvented a pop archetype—the female singer-songwriter—that artists like Tracy Chapman and Sinéad O’Connor soon benefitted from. Her second album, “Solitude Standing” (1987), went platinum. Commercially, it was pretty much downhill from there.
“Now I’m back to where I started from,” she said. “Taking names, making mailing lists. I’ve taken on this somewhat risky thing, but it’s a relief not to have to deal with a record company, and their A.D.D. attention spans.” She picked up a forkful of salad. “At this moment, I feel at peace with it—I’ve let it all go.” She flung her arms out, pushing whatever tension was in her jaws away from her, and sending a piece of lettuce flying across the table. ♦

*Correction, February 11, 2010: Vega first attended P.S. 179, not P.S. 163, as originally stated. She then moved into a gifted-and-talented program at P.S. 163, not P.S. 161, as originally stated.

Things that Annoy Me Today

People who talk loudly on their phones on the subway
Subway trains that go too slowly
People who relax their sphincters on subway cars
Children who play plastic kazoos on subway cars
Guardians who don't police their noise-making children
People who pick at their fingers (guilty)
People who don't see everything as I see it at all times.

Step Closer Instead of Cropping for More Interesting Photos [Photography Tip]

Step Closer Instead of Cropping for More Interesting Photos [Photography Tip]: "

Nowadays, we can do so much photo editing after the fact that we often don't realize what a difference framing makes. Despite what you may think, stepping forward will probably be better than cropping later (or digital zoom) when taking photos.

Photo by ralphbijker.


Helen Bradley explains on her Pro Photo Blog:



If there is one technique most digital camera users can use today to instantly improve their photos it is to stand at least two or three steps closer to their subject. Most photographers stand too far away from their subjects so the subject ends up being very small relative to the rest of the photo. When you move closer to your subject you make them larger in the viewfinder so they fill the photograph.



When you're taking a picture of an actual object, like a person, a tighter photo is far more interesting and dramatic than one with lots of background. In the age of digital cameras many of us less seasoned professionals often think that we can just crop and zoom after the fact, but that isn't necessarily so—cropping and digital zooming do not achieve the same effect as actually getting the lens closer to the subject (note that optical zooming does work, in this case—most cameras have both, so if you have to use the zoom, make sure you're using the right one). Got any other tips for more interesting photos? Share them in the comments!







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I don't think I  miss my old problems: being in love with boys who didn't love me back. Being in the constant doghouse from Tresa because my grades weren't that good. Having constant anxiety attacks in school cuz I felt dumber than everyone else.

Store-Brand Foods That Save You Money Without Sacrificing Taste [Saving Money]

Store-Brand Foods That Save You Money Without Sacrificing Taste [Saving Money]: "

If you take a pass on supermarket brands at the grocery store in favor of name-brand foods, Consumer Reports' comparison test might interest you. Turns out there's often very little difference between the two in taste or quality.

Photo by The Consumerist.


Consumer Reports ran a blind taste-test on several types of generic and name-brand foods and discovered, perhaps unsurprisingly to many, there's typically a marginal difference between them. In fact, in some cases, the store brand was better than the national brand.


For instance, Kirkland's salsa rated better with food tasters than Old El Paso's similar chip dip, and Walmart's au gratin potatoes won out over Betty Crocker's spuds. It's not always a total win, of course. Comparisons between brownie mixes and frozen lasagnas resulted in a tie, while Publix generic-brand barbecue sauce tanked next to the much-preferred K.C. Masterpiece national brand.


The taste-test results are great news for those of us trying to squeeze value out of every dollar, since buying generic can really save you some cash at the grocery store.



[T]he store-brand foods we tested cost an average of 27 percent less than big-name counterparts — about what you'd find across all product categories, industry experts told us. The biggest difference: 35 cents per ounce for Costco's vanilla vs. $3.34 for McCormick's. (Prices are the averages we found across the country.) Price gaps have less to do with what goes into the package than with the research, development, and marketing costs that help build a household name.



If you're new to supermarket brands, start off with simple items like condiments or canned vegetables and see what you think. If you like them, then give boxed meals and prepackaged dinners a try next. What generic products do you use regularly (ketchup? rice?)—and what name brand foods will you never give up? Share what you like in the comments.







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I love make up.


Man Arrested on Amtrack Train After Alleged Threat - NYTimes.com

Man Arrested on Amtrack Train After Alleged Threat - NYTimes.com

While it's not illegal to do any of the things he's done, it's really not wise. Like walking naked through a bad neighborhood at three in the morning with twenty dollar bills stuck to your body. You're asking for trouble.


LA JUNTA, Colo. (AP) -- An Amtrak passenger who alarmed fellow passengers by talking about terrorist threats on a cell phone was pulled from the train and is being held in Colorado.

Ojore Nuru Lutalo, 64, was arrested Tuesday on an Amtrak passage from Los Angeles to Chicago. Passengers on the train alerted authorities after hearing the man from Elizabeth, N.J., mention al-Qaida and make threats in a cell phone conversation.

Police said in an affidavit that passengers overheard Lutalo saying he hadn't killed anyone yet and talking about going to jail.

Passengers say the man said, ''We have to work in small groups. They can hold you for 18 months. Do they have security on these trains? Are you with me or not?''

One passenger said he heard Lutalo mention al-Qaida, saying, ''17th century tactics won't work, we have 21st century tactics.''

The conductor said Lutalo had a tan blanket over his entire body so the conductor could not see what he was doing.

Lutalo was taken into custody at the La Junta train station in southeastern Colorado. Police said he was not armed or carrying explosives. He was carrying propaganda for an anarchist group called Afrikan Liberation Army.

Lutalo is being held in lieu of bond in Otero County.

Emotional Brain versus Rational Brain


I forget where I read this, but I really liked it.

The emotional brain is an elephant. The rational brain is the person riding the elephant.

If things are okay, the person can guide the elephant; however, if the elephant gets spooked, the elephant is in charge.

Amen!

Focus on Spending More Time, Not Money, on Things You Enjoy [Saving Money]

Good advice! I'd love a comfy reading chair and lamp. Right now I have to use my bed and it's not very good for reading.

Focus on Spending More Time, Not Money, on Things You Enjoy [Saving Money]: "

As we prioritize the things that are important to us, you'd think the things we spend the most money on would get the bulk of our attention. That's often not the case, and recognizing this is a step toward serious savings.

Photo by gerlos.


Trent, the personal finance blogger over at The Simple Dollar, says one way to figure out how to budget your time is keep a log of how much time you spend doing things you want and need to do. At the same time, track how you spend your money. Compare the lists at the end of one month and see if there are any areas where you're spending a lot of money, but not a lot of time. That's probably an area where you need to trim your spending.


For instance, if you're dropping $75 a month on a health club that you only visit once in a blue moon, that's some wasted cash right there. Instead consider channeling that money into the areas of your life where you spend the bulk of your time and, presumably, bring you the most satisfaction. Love to cook? Invest in a good set of pots and pans. Enjoy reading into the wee hours of the night? Get a comfy chair and a great book light. Over time, you may discover your spending habits are dwindling.



Quite often, areas of your life where you spend a lot of time without spending a lot of money are the areas that truly bring you the most enjoyment because you don't require a constant influx of new things to be able to enjoy yourself. I argue that those are the areas of your life that you should accentuate, while learning to let go of the areas that offer much less bang for the buck.



What brings you the most enjoyment? Trying outnew gadgets, learning a new skill, or something else? And does your spending reflect it? Share in the comments.







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A magazine’s Scunthorpe problem

This article made me lol out loud!


A Canadian misunderstanding

Just history
Jan 21st 2010 | OTTAWA
From The Economist print edition


A magazine’s Scunthorpe problem

Still Pictures
Still Pictures

No, it’s not a pussy


CANADIANS have long been proud of the industrious beaver, an animal capable of cutting down 216 trees a year with its teeth and of surviving the long winter in a purpose-built lodge made of mud, twigs and bark. The largest rodent in North America is a national emblem. The first Canadian postage stamp, the 1851 Three-Penny Beaver, carried its image. And one of Canada’s oldest magazines carries its name.

But soon it will not. From April The Beaver will be renamed. A journal of popular history founded in 1920 by the Hudson Bay Company to celebrate its 250th anniversary, it is now owned by others. Its evocation of the fur that had made the trading company’s fortunes no longer struck the right note—especially since the word has become slang for female pubic hair.

The editors had known for some time that a name change was needed. Market research indicated that many women and people under the age of 45 said they would not subscribe solely because of the name. But it was the internet that struck the fatal blow.

The Beaver website was attracting (albeit briefly) readers who had little interest in Samuel de Champlain’s astrolabe or what prairie settlers ate for breakfast. They lasted about eight seconds before moving on. E-mails to potential subscribers were blocked by internet obscenity filters. This is known online as the Scunthorpe problem, after the town in Britain whose residents were initially unable to register with AOL because its name contained an obscenity.

The Beaver Club, a classy dining room in Montreal, and the SS Beaver, a replica of an 1835 steamship operating in British Columbia, remain unperturbed by any ambiguity. As for The Beaver, it hopes to expand its 50,000 circulation as Canada’s History. Dull, yes, but at least it will do what it says on the tin.

DATA ENTRY CLERK - PART-TIME (Midtown West)

DATA ENTRY CLERK - PART-TIME (Midtown West): "

This is insane how much they want for $7.50. I've got a BA and I'd be hard put to go to their website and figure out a bunch of Dan Brown Illuninati clues for a data entry position?

Complete the qualification quiz below. Most of the answers will be found on our web site - http://www.exigis.com. The correct answers will create an acronym. The acronym will spell out the email address where you will send your resume and cover letter. For example, if you think the correct answers are “cadcb” then send your resume to cadcb@exigis.com.


















We are young, vibrant, smart and are looking for similar
people to join the team! If you're looking for a high-adrenaline adventure with
an upside, then EXIGIS is the place for you!







The Team

EXIGIS is the leading provider of on-demand risk management automation services.
We are the fastest growing company in our industry. Hands-down. Our
award-winning risk management platform RISKworks™ is changing the way risk is
managed – join the wave!

The Position

EXIGIS is looking for Data Entry Clerks who work fast and have strong attention to detail.
This is a part-time, temporary position focused on document
management and data entry. This is the ideal job for a college student looking
to work part-time.
This position pays $7.25 an hour plus performance bonus. We offer flexible hours working either a 9 AM to 1 PM shift or a 1 PM
to 5 PM shift.



The Duties
The essential duties
include the following:




  • Organizing and scanning documents.


  • Tracking progress and reporting results.


  • Data entry and transcription, you should have fast and accurate typing skills.






The Skills

Anyone applying for this position should have the following skills and
experience:




  • Ability to type at least 70 words per minute.

  • High School Diploma Required.

  • Must be responsible, punctual, and willing to do what it takes to get the job done.

  • Must be able to communicate effectively.

  • Must be computer proficient especially with scanners and MS Excel.

  • Demonstrates high-degree of attention to detail.
  • Identifies and resolves problems in a timely manner.





The Process
We have designed our selection process to find the
very Best Candidate. Follow these instructions exactly in order to qualify.







Instructions






  1. Complete the qualification quiz below. Most of the answers will be found on
    our web site - http://www.exigis.com. The correct answers will create an
    acronym. The acronym will spell out the email address where you will send your
    resume and cover letter. For example, if you think the correct answers are
    “cadcb” then send your resume to cadcb@exigis.com.

  2. You must have a professional business email address (e.g. jane.aviles@yahoo.com
    not sweets@yahoo.com). Take the time to get one if you don't have one yet.

  3. Submit a separate resume and cover letter in MS Word 2003 format and make
    sure it includes contact information (e.g. telephone, mobile phone, email
    address, IM address, and public website).

  4. Make sure that your public website(s) like LinkedIn, MySpace or Friendster
    reflect an appropriate business professional image.

  5. Send your Resume and Cover letter to the acronym email with the subject line:
    DEC20100126

  6. If you qualify, you will then be contacted for a phone interview followed by
    an in-person interview and if all goes well then you will become a member of our
    growing team!










Qualification Quiz




  1. What year was EXIGIS Founded?
    a. 2002
    b. 2000

    c. 2003
    d. 2001
    e. 1997

  2. Name one of the features of our rm.Certificates application:

    a. Authenticating certificates of insurance
    b. Automatically renew Certificate of Insurance and distribute to Certificate Holders
    c. Certificate indexing for Verisign

    d. Tracking incoming certificates of insurance
    e. Creating audit trails for domain certificates


  3. What is the objective of our rmCompliance service?
    a. To collect insurance values

    b. To provide education and training for insurance professionals

    c. To standardize contract compliance and automate the collection, validation and ongoing maintenance of Certificates of Insurance

    d. To manage financial information

    e. To host important documents


  4. EXIGIS support services are managed in accordance with a:

    a. Customer Service Contract
    b. Statement of Service
    c. Customer Support Manual
    d. Service Level Agreement

    e. Customer Service Standard

  5. What is the primary trait we are looking for in this position?

    a. Risk management knowledge and experience
    b. Extreme RAD programming skills and abilities
    c. The ability to make over 100 calls a day
    d. Extraordinary understanding of web environments
    e.
    Strong call center experience








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OMG: brains can’t handle all our Facebook friends - Times Online

OMG: brains can’t handle all our Facebook friends - Times Online

I totally believe that the brain can't handle that many connections. I can count the people closest to me on one hand. Well, okay, maybe two. :)

In Which We Count Down The 100 Greatest Science Fiction or Fantasy Novels of All Time - Home - This Recording

This is a very subjective list, but a good start. I've read several of these books--and even claim three as my all-time favorites. I wouldn't necessarily call The Fountainhead a science fiction book, though.

Narrowing an Eating Disorder - NYTimes.com

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/19/health/19eat.html?hpw

We learned in Abnormal Psychology that something is a problem if it stresses you out. If it stresses you out, it's an eating disorder--even if it doesn't fit into an easy box.

Michigan weapons company Trijicon takes flak over soldiers' rifle scopes branded with Bible verses

Heavy sigh.

A Michigan weapons company is under fire for branding thousands of rifle scopes used by U.S. soldiers and Marines in Iraq and Afghanistan with passages from the Bible.

U.S. military rules prohibit any service member from proselytizing while serving in Iraq or Afghanistan, which are primarily Muslim nations.

Trijicon, a sighting manufacturer based in Wixom, Mich., has several multimillion-dollar contracts with the Pentagon to make sights.

Along with the sight's stock number, there are coded Bible passages from the New Testament engraved on the sights. One reads JN8:12, an apparent reference to John 8:12, which says, "Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life."

What's Your Email Address Prejudice? [Ask The Readers]

What's Your Email Address Prejudice? [Ask The Readers]: "

Is an @aol.com or @hotmail.com address a risk on a job application? Chicago Tribune writer Nancy Anderson ponders the impact an email address can have on your career and job search.

This is embarrassing, but it's 2010 and I still have an AOL e-mail address. I wonder if I hold some kind of record. I opened my AOL account in 1997. My first e-mail address was a combination of a nickname and the year I was born. Back then everyone had goofy screen names like Tarheels80 and SwimFan, so mine seemed appropriate. But as I started using e-mail more and more for freelance work, it seemed wrong. In 1998 I changed to a more respectable use of my initials and last name, still with AOL. It's the e-mail address I have today.

'You've got to get rid of that AOL address,' my sister, a Manhattan publicist, said at least five years ago. 'It's bad for your image.'

How big of an impact does your email address have on the opinions of others? Would you toss the resume of a potential employee over an email address you considered stupid or out-dated? Do you shake your head when you come across an email address like foxxymom99@aol.com?

It's common to put emails on resumes, use them for applications, and hand them out liberally in social situations, so it's not unreasonable to assess what kind of message your email address sends—or what message those of others send to you. Sound off in the comments with your email opinions and pet peeves.

AOL e-mail address: Is it hopelessly square to keep it? [Chicago Tribune]




My mother still pays for dial up aol. It drives me nuts


Make Your Own Gummi Candy [Food Hacks]

Make Your Own Gummi Candy [Food Hacks]: "


Homemade Gummi Candy [Skip to My Lou via Parent Hacks]

I have as much interest in making my own gummi candy as I do making my own sausage. Yuck!

You Really Should Be Watching Big Love [Pleas]

You Really Should Be Watching Big Love [Pleas]: "

Big Love — HBO's beguilingly wonderful melodrama about a family living on the fringe — returns for its fourth season on Sunday night. You really should watch it. If you initially wrote it off as unsympathetic, give it another chance.

We'd been excited for the show's premiere back in 2006, it just sounded so intriguing and Under the Banner of Heaveny. Mormons and polygamists and evil sect cults! But then it aired and it was just so... angular and strange. None of the characters were likable, not abhorrently misogynistic patriarch Bill (played by Bill Paxton with his usual dead-eyed drawl), and not his wives — long-suffering first wife Barb (marvelous Jeanne Tripplehorn), second fundie wife Nikki (the sneaks-up-on-you Chloe Sevigny), and third chipper child bride Margene (delightfully annoying Ginnifer Goodwin). There was just nothing to grab onto, nothing to relate to in any tangible way. These were antiquated people living in an understandably condemning modern world. Why would we want to root for this family when the very structure of the clan was so inherently fucked up?

The show just didn't have any of the sly universality of a masterwork like The Sopranos, a series about even worse monsters that still managed to seem simpatico with us regular Americans. Big Love was as weird and alien and quietly menacing as the rocky state in which it's set. We know lots of people who, after a few episodes, said 'Nunh uh' and turned the channel to something less opaque and less ugly. And we didn't blame them for it! But for some reason we stuck with the show, hoping for two seasons that it would evolve from solidly-made moral thriller into something as grand and sweeping as HBO at its best.

I started watching Season one of Big Love and I was hooked from the first episode. No, it's no Sopranos, but NOTHING is or ever can be the Sopranos. I'm now on Season Two of Big Love so don't ruin anything for me.

A Coign of Vantage, 1895

A Coign of Vantage, 1895: "

Maulleigh posted a photo:


A Coign of Vantage, 1895



Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema

Dutch

Oil on Panel



I used to love these kinds of paintings in college. I had a whole wall of them my sophmore year. I loved the idleness. Now, the images fill me with horror. What do they do all day? How can they cope without an internet connection?

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People procrastinate when asked to think in the abstract

Psychology

Motivating minds
Jan 22nd 2009
From The Economist print edition


People procrastinate when asked to think in the abstract

TO SOME there is nothing so urgent that it cannot be postponed in favour of a cup of tea. Such procrastination is a mystery to psychologists, who wonder why people would sabotage themselves in this way. A team of researchers led by Sean McCrea of the University of Konstanz, in Germany, reckon they have found a piece of the puzzle. People act in a timely way when given concrete tasks but dawdle when they view them in abstract terms.

Dr McCrea and his colleagues conducted three separate studies. First they recruited 34 students who were offered €2.50 ($3.30) for completing a questionnaire within the subsequent three weeks. Half of the students were then sent an email asking them to write a couple of sentences on how they might go about various activities, such as opening a bank account or keeping a diary. The others were asked to write about why someone might want to open a bank account or keep a diary.

For their second study, Dr McCrea and his colleagues recruited 50 students, who were offered the same sums and timespans as the first lot. Half of these students were asked to provide examples of members of a group, for example, naming any type of bird. The task was inverted for the other students, who were asked to name a category to which birds belong.

Finally the researchers asked 51 students, who were again offered cash and given a deadline, to examine a copy of "La Parade" by Georges Seurat, a 19th-century French artist. Half were given information about pointillism, the technique Seurat used to create the impression of solid colours from small dots of paint. The others were told that the painting was an example of neo-impressionism in which the artist had used colour to evoke harmony and emotion. Both groups were then asked to rate the importance of colour in 13 other works of art.

As the team report in Psychological Science, in all three studies, those who were presented with concrete tasks and information responded more promptly than did those who were asked to think in an abstract way. Moreover, almost all the students who had been prompted to think in concrete terms completed their tasks by the deadline while up to 56% of students asked to think in abstract terms failed to respond at all.

Theories abound for why people procrastinate. Some psychologists think that those who delay completing tasks do so because they have low confidence that they will succeed in that task. Perhaps procrastinators are perfectionists or they may just be depressed. Others believe they are impulsive and lack self-control. Earlier research has shown that people defer tasks that are unappealing, difficult or expensive, which is no great surprise. Dr McCrea and his colleagues, however, are the first to show that the way in which a task is presented also influences when it gets done.

Those seeking to cajole a colleague, friend or spouse into action might ponder the finding, though perhaps not for too long. It might be better to offer a procrastinator a concrete choice—Lapsang Souchong or Darjeeling?—rather than asking him just what sort of a person it is who would drink tea when time is of the essence.


It is important to break tasks down into smaller bits. If I say to myself, "I'm going to write a novel in 2010", it's never going to get done. If I say, "I'll write an outline by February 1" there's a lot better chance it'll get done.

Shoplifters? Studies Say Keep an Eye on Workers - NYTimes.com

I worked at a cafe and one night worked with the golden girl who could do no wrong. I got chewed out for something minor by the head manager, and then, as we were leaving for the night, golden girl put a whole, un-opened quart of milk in her bag.

Life.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/30/business/30theft.html

"Shave and a Haircut" Is Annoying

I sit in an office where there's a fingerprint security system. Only people with fingers in the system can get in.

Which means everyone else has to knock and we have to get up and let them in. It's annoying as heck.

One day, one guy knocked with shave and a haircut. I really didn't want to let him in. Sure enough, he was a messenger--probably straight out of the half-way house.

Scarves!!


Knocking out cream-colored scarves is a major pain in the tukhes. Major!

Marriage


thus is the pattern of relationships: men spend three weeks buying us flowers, and then we spend 75 years cleaning their toilets.

Marriage is always something I thought I wanted, but as I age I wonder if it's the fairy tale I thought it was going to be. I had a front row seat at my parents' marriage--and at my friend's divorce proceedings.

Marriage is like a trip to Paris--with a fifty percent chance the plane with explode over the Atlantic. Yet people still try it anyway.

They Criticized Vista. And They Should Know. - New York Times

An exceptional story on Vista and the screw ups of Microsoft. Try to read it all if you can.




March 9, 2008
Digital Domain

They Criticized Vista. And They Should Know.

ONE year after the birth of Windows Vista, why do so many Windows XP users still decline to "upgrade"?

Microsoft says high prices have been the deterrent. Last month, the company trimmed prices on retail packages of Vista, trying to entice consumers to overcome their reluctance. In the United States, an XP user can now buy Vista Home Premium for $129.95, instead of $159.95.

An alternative theory, however, is that Vista's reputation precedes it. XP users have heard too many chilling stories from relatives and friends about Vista upgrades that have gone badly. The graphics chip that couldn't handle Vista's whizzy special effects. The long delays as it loaded. The applications that ran at slower speeds. The printers, scanners and other hardware peripherals, which work dandily with XP, that lacked the necessary software, the drivers, to work well with Vista.

Can someone tell me again, why is switching XP for Vista an "upgrade"?

Here's one story of a Vista upgrade early last year that did not go well. Jon, let's call him, (bear with me — I'll reveal his full identity later) upgrades two XP machines to Vista. Then he discovers that his printer, regular scanner and film scanner lack Vista drivers. He has to stick with XP on one machine just so he can continue to use the peripherals.

Did Jon simply have bad luck? Apparently not. When another person, Steven, hears about Jon's woes, he says drivers are missing in every category — "this is the same across the whole ecosystem."

Then there's Mike, who buys a laptop that has a reassuring "Windows Vista Capable" logo affixed. He thinks that he will be able to run Vista in all of its glory, as well as favorite Microsoft programs like Movie Maker. His report: "I personally got burned." His new laptop — logo or no logo — lacks the necessary graphics chip and can run neither his favorite video-editing software nor anything but a hobbled version of Vista. "I now have a $2,100 e-mail machine," he says.

It turns out that Mike is clearly not a naïf. He's Mike Nash, a Microsoft vice president who oversees Windows product management. And Jon, who is dismayed to learn that the drivers he needs don't exist? That's Jon A. Shirley, a Microsoft board member and former president and chief operating officer. And Steven, who reports that missing drivers are anything but exceptional, is in a good position to know: he's Steven Sinofsky, the company's senior vice president responsible for Windows.

Their remarks come from a stream of internal communications at Microsoft in February 2007, after Vista had been released as a supposedly finished product and customers were paying full retail price. Between the nonexistent drivers and PCs mislabeled as being ready for Vista when they really were not, Vista instantly acquired a reputation at birth: Does Not Play Well With Others.

We usually do not have the opportunity to overhear Microsoft's most senior executives vent their personal frustrations with Windows. But a lawsuit filed against Microsoft in March 2007 in United States District Court in Seattle has pried loose a packet of internal company documents. The plaintiffs, Dianne Kelley and Kenneth Hansen, bought PCs in late 2006, before Vista's release, and contend that Microsoft's "Windows Vista Capable" stickers were misleading when affixed to machines that turned out to be incapable of running the versions of Vista that offered the features Microsoft was marketing as distinctive Vista benefits.

Last month, Judge Marsha A. Pechman granted class-action status to the suit, which is scheduled to go to trial in October. (Microsoft last week appealed the certification decision.)

Anyone who bought a PC that Microsoft labeled "Windows Vista Capable" without also declaring "Premium Capable" is now a party in the suit. The judge also unsealed a cache of 200 e-mail messages and internal reports, covering Microsoft's discussions of how best to market Vista, beginning in 2005 and extending beyond its introduction in January 2007. The documents incidentally include those accounts of frustrated Vista users in Microsoft's executive suites.

Today, Microsoft boasts that there are twice as many drivers available for Vista as there were at its introduction, but performance and graphics problems remain. (When I tried last week to contact Mr. Shirley and the others about their most recent experiences with Vista, David Bowermaster, a Microsoft spokesman, said that no one named in the e-mail messages could be made available for comment because of the continuing lawsuit.)

The messages were released in a jumble, but when rearranged into chronological order, they show a tragedy in three acts.

Act 1: In 2005, Microsoft plans to say that only PCs that are properly equipped to handle the heavy graphics demands of Vista are "Vista Ready."

Act 2: In early 2006, Microsoft decides to drop the graphics-related hardware requirement in order to avoid hurting Windows XP sales on low-end machines while Vista is readied. (A customer could reasonably conclude that Microsoft is saying, Buy Now, Upgrade Later.) A semantic adjustment is made: Instead of saying that a PC is "Vista Ready," which might convey the idea that, well, it is ready to run Vista, a PC will be described as "Vista Capable," which supposedly signals that no promises are made about which version of Vista will actually work.

The decision to drop the original hardware requirements is accompanied by considerable internal protest. The minimum hardware configuration was set so low that "even a piece of junk will qualify," Anantha Kancherla, a Microsoft program manager, said in an internal e-mail message among those recently unsealed, adding, "It will be a complete tragedy if we allowed it."

Act 3: In 2007, Vista is released in multiple versions, including "Home Basic," which lacks Vista's distinctive graphics. This placed Microsoft's partners in an embarrassing position. Dell, which gave Microsoft a postmortem report that was also included among court documents, dryly remarked: "Customers did not understand what 'Capable' meant and expected more than could/would be delivered."

All was foretold. In February 2006, after Microsoft abandoned its plan to reserve the Vista Capable label for only the more powerful PCs, its own staff tried to avert the coming deluge of customer complaints about underpowered machines. "It would be a lot less costly to do the right thing for the customer now," said Robin Leonard, a Microsoft sales manager, in an e-mail message sent to her superiors, "than to spend dollars on the back end trying to fix the problem."

Now that Microsoft faces a certified class action, a judge may be the one who oversees the fix. In the meantime, where does Microsoft go to buy back its lost credibility?

Randall Stross is an author based in Silicon Valley and a professor of business at San Jose State University. E-mail: stross@nytimes.com.

Waiting for the train to carry you home


I get on the train at the first stop in the Bronx. That means there's only one train (the six) and it's only going one way: South. What's odd to me is people sitting in the waiting room. They've paid their fare to get into the waiting area, but they don't seem to be hustling it for the train that's right upstairs.

I always wonder about the people who hang out at subway stops. The other day, I snapped this pic of two guys standing on the platform of the six train downtown. There's only one train but they let it pass.

Perhaps they're tourists. I'll give 'em that. I've been a train dumbass on a number of occasions.

Cleveland Clinic




I dunno Laurel: maybe you wouldn't have had that annurism if you weren't such a controlling bitch.

Your baby




I found this on Post Secret. While I don't have an annoying bride in my life right now, I just left a job with an annoying expectant mother. She was in the cubicle right next to mine. All day long, people would drop by and ask her the same questions and she'd answer them ad nauseum in excruciating detail. It wouldn't have been so bad once or twice, but all day long. Eventually, I'd just get up and go talk to my friend in Accounting.