eat whatever food the Duane Reade offers (no take out, no restaurant meals, no grocery shopping) or
read whatever books the Duane Reade offers (does not include magazines and newspapers. Only the pulp bestsellers or diet and vitamin books near the pharmacy).
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I would have to choose the (yikes) reading material because while it's loathsome, it's not nearly as wretched as those danish cookies in a tin or sanka or whatever the hell else "food" is offered.
i already live off the food aisle at duane reade. pop tarts - food of the gods. but i could not survive on that reading material for more than five minutes.
For a whole year, you can either:
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I would have to choose the (yikes) reading material because while it's loathsome, it's not nearly as wretched as those danish cookies in a tin or sanka or whatever the hell else "food" is offered.
bodice rippers
I can read as slow as I want, right?
can I eat the Do-Rags in aisle 9?
alls i'm sayin' is, at least you don't have to worry about dead rats in the bottom of your cheetos bag, like at some other grocery stores.
i already live off the food aisle at duane reade. pop tarts - food of the gods. but i could not survive on that reading material for more than five minutes.
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